Things I've searched for with Google that don't exist. Yet.
I get a kick out of googling phrases that pop into my head or apply to something I'm doing at the moment. Most of
the time I get results, but now and then nothing comes up. Given the amount of stuff on the internet these days, I'm
always slightly surprised and/or saddened.
No results found for "my cat hunts vampires".
No results found for "castle made of snack cakes".
No results found for "exhaustion distillate".
No results found for "a torrent of archons".
No results found for "death metal as idiot repellent".
No results found for "brooke brodack is pretty".
No results found for "poncy tie-wearers".
No results found for "you're going to eat 600 halloweens?".
No results found for "www.vampireattacks.com".
No results found for "quiet bullworth nights".
No results found for "let no man wield this yataghan".
No results found for "fatling knucklehead".
No results found for "a move reminiscent of ultima viii".
Your search - "rad potato salad recipe" - did not match any documents.
Your search - disemelevate - did not match any documents.
No results found for "drugs for hot afternoons". (Hey, they changed back the response text!)
No results found for "the chinese erasmus".
No results found for "word 2010 is garbage".
No results found for "where the internet goes when the world is sleeping".
Your search - "trumps and foos" - did not match any documents. (Damn it, the response text has changed again.)
No results found for "music for men who wear tweed".
No results found for "bathing king of wessex".
No results found for "jill stein is stylish".
No results found for "weirdest town in new mexico".
No results found for "my soul is hot and itchy"
No results found for "drunken zazen".
No results found for "drunken iron palm".
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